Whitney in Wonderland: Archive

Sep 1st

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Sep 1st

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Sep 1st

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I'm thinking maybe I can't have relationships...

I don’t know what I want. My mom was 24 when she had me. I’m 22. That means in two years I would have a kid if I were her. Geeze. I can’t even see myself married in two years, let alone a kid.

Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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*I trip on the sidewalk* Mel: “That’s because she’s a TUMBLR!”

Aug 29th

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Via Helen

When I tell people I’m gay… sheletgoofmyhand: Someone i just met: Homophobics: Boys: Girls: Gays/Lesbians: My Friends: accurate Yep, that’s definitely me at the end. Helen, my little gay friend.

Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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This chick deserves her own action flick....

Diamond Alice and the Forty Elephants I know what you’re thinking, but this is not a kid’s movie. The Forty Elephants were not elephants. They were a notorious all-girl shoplifting gang. At the height of their power in the 1920s these ladies had London on its knees. Their leader was a woman called Diamond Alice who was known for wearing many rings and punching people. The opportunities for a...

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Aug 24th

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Aug 23rd

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Aug 23rd

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A word of advice fellas...

If you’re trying to get a girl to go home with you and you ask her where the “afterparty” is at and she says “I don’t know”, it means she’s not interested. Really, dude? Come on. I’m not stupid.

Aug 22nd