September 2011
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August 2011
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I'm thinking maybe I can't have relationships...
I don’t know what I want.
My mom was 24 when she had me. I’m 22. That means in two years I would have a kid if I were her. Geeze. I can’t even see myself married in two years, let alone a kid.
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*I trip on the sidewalk*
Mel: “That’s because she’s a TUMBLR!”
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Via Helen
When I tell people I’m gay…
sheletgoofmyhand:
Someone i just met:
Homophobics:
Boys:
Girls:
Gays/Lesbians:
My Friends:
accurate
Yep, that’s definitely me at the end. Helen, my little gay friend.
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This chick deserves her own action flick....
Diamond Alice and the Forty Elephants
I know what you’re thinking, but this is not a kid’s movie. The Forty Elephants were not elephants. They were a notorious all-girl shoplifting gang. At the height of their power in the 1920s these ladies had London on its knees. Their leader was a woman called Diamond Alice who was known for wearing many rings and punching people. The opportunities for a...
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A word of advice fellas...
If you’re trying to get a girl to go home with you and you ask her where the “afterparty” is at and she says “I don’t know”, it means she’s not interested.
Really, dude? Come on. I’m not stupid.
When I see ' explain your answer' on an exam...
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